April Fool`s Day
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher`s chair
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.
Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see her squirm.
Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic
vomit in the teacher`s drawer.
Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher`s drinking glass.
These April Fool`s Day pranks
are ones you use in class.
Before you go and try them, though,
there`s something I should mention:
The teacher wasn`t fooling
when she put us in detention
--Kenn Nesbitt
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